The Whiskey River Soap Co is committed to creating fun hygiene products that amuse customers very much. They present their products in an entertaining & humorous manner. The company has launched a whole line of hilarious hygiene projects that will make you laugh out loud.
Soap for introverts – Because seriously, you are not going anywhere anyway.
Soap for grammar police – Smells like your annoying, ahahaha, it’s so easy to get under your skin.
Soap for true artists – Smells like unemployment, combined with ramen noodles and high-quality paintbrushes.
Soap for the middle child – Largely invisible scent, go ahead and dye your hair purple. No one will notice.
Soap for geeks – Wifi scented. No one else understands the scent
Soap for Hipsters – Coffee, bacon, craft beer, smells just like your beard.
Soap for no ragrets – Smells like a bad tattoo or a stack of sketchy faces or your first marriage.
Soap for writer’s block – smells like regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire. ..
Soap for perpetual boredom – Smells like more wine, please. Because sober knitting ain’t gonna cut it.
Soap for interenet trolls – Smells like living in your mom’s basement or so we imagine. Perhaps being a troll is a lucrative business? Nah.
Soap for gray areas – Scented with ambiguity. This is a slippery soap.
Soap for broke ass musicians – Smells like don’t quit your day job. Yet , fame is always just around the corner. (lol, no it’s not.)
Soap for Karma. Scented with hahahahaha… sorry not sorry.
Soap for a man’s man – Smells like alaska which , I guess, smells like we bear fur and salmon. Yum.
Soap for midlife crisis – Smells like a motorcycle or a perm. Or a food truck.
Soap for evil dictators – Scented with the plight of the people. Washes away any pathetic attempts at democracy.
Soap for okay moms – Smells like truth and wine, probably a lot of wine.